Part one of my Disney cruise photos can be found here.
I left off after our first port day, Grand Cayman. That night, was pirate night, arrrgghh!
After dinner we went up on deck for the pirate party and fireworks at sea. Pretty cool stuff.
Followed by the pirate buffet. I was so full from dinner I couldnβt eat much, but that didnβt stop Bobby.
The next morning, we docked in Costa Maya. For those who arenβt familiar, Costa Maya is veryβ¦.errrβ¦primitive compared to places like Grand Cayman or Cozumel. Most of the area doesnβt have electricity, and itβs a very, very poor place. We decided to do a jeep excursion, and it ended up being quite the crazy day.
Rain clouds threatened, but at the time we had no clue how much it would impact our day
There were six jeeps total following the two guides in their jeep, and ours was right behind the guides, we we had the fun task of trying to keep up with themβ¦with a broken speedometer. Yes, it read zero the entire time.
We drove out of he tourist area down some roads and to another little town.
It was quite sad. They told us the school doesnβt have a teacher and the kids watch a TV to learn then walk home. We walked around the village for a few minutes and then got back in the Jeeps to head through the jungle, off road to a beach where we could swim and would have lunch prepared for us.
We drove on the main road for a few minutes then took an abrupt left into the jungle. Seriously.
After about fifteen minutes of laughing hysterically, trying to keep up, going through huge holes and having trees whacking us, it started to POUR. Everyone stopped and we put the tops up, except there were NO SIDES to the jeep in the back so my parents still got soaked.
We actually passed one vehicle on this βroadβ, it was a very nice new looking camouflaged truck, and inside it were about 25 soldiersβ¦with giant guns. Not going to lie it was kind of creepy. Where did they come from? We were literally in the middle of nowhere a good 20-25 minutes off the road. It surely reminded me we were not in America and we needed to be mindful and observant.
We finally made it to the beach, still pouring rain.
It looked like it would be beautiful on a nice sunny day. This place was really cool, and about as authentic as it gets.
They had a βbuffetβ for us (which I was slightly hesitant to eat)
The rain turned to a drizzle and we were able to go walk outside, and some of the kids even got in the water.
Soon we were told it was time to start heading back. I snapped a few photos before heading to the jeep.
Luckily we had brought some beach towels and were able to dry off and use them to help us from getting soaked. It was still raining a bit, but we had to get back to the boat! Little did we knowβ¦.
We took a different way back than the way we came, all dirt, well, now, all RIVER. The road was washed out and what remained were gigantic βpot holesβ stretching the entire length of the road. We were the lead car and HAD to keep up with the guides who were flying through them, and since it was a manual jeep, Bobby couldnβt slow down too much or we would stall, so we had to fly through these bad boys and it was insane. Photos donβt do it justice. My mom and I got SOAKED in the back seat, covered with mud. Mud went flying up over the top of the jeep, as we bounced along. Oh, and the windshield wiper only worked if you held it down, so my dad had to keep leaning over and hitting it for Bobby. We were cracking up laughing the whole time, my stomach was aching. This went on for about 30-40 minutes, all the way back into town. Hilarious. I have a short video of part of the wild ride, please ignore me laughing hysterically in the background, but it is worth watching. Check out my momβs face at the very end!
We finally made it back to the main road and into town.
We were taken to a souvenir store and given free tequila. We stood in a little group as he talked to us about the βMexican medicineβ and then he called me out of the crowd to take a shot in front of everyone. Great. Those pictures are on my momβs camera and I will probably never see them. The most hilarious part as when he tried to give a shot to a seven year old girl. Her mom freaked out, it was quite funny.
Dadβs turn. We shopped a bit then drove the rest of the way back to drop off the jeeps. Whew! When we set out on this adventure I had no idea what to expect, and it was a little out of my comfort zone but I am so glad we did it, and I donβt think it would have been near as much fun without the rain.
After we got cleaned up, I went back on deck to take some photos with my stalker zoom lens. We were in port until 11:00 pm, so I went back again to see how little of this huge area had electricity.
The hurricane back in 2006 knocked a LOT of this area out. I remember going on a cruise in 2007 that was rerouted from here because there was so much damage.
We had a great day in Costa Maya. Everyone was so friendly with the jeep rentals and at the beach/restaurant we went to, and I would highly recommend this to anyone looking for something fun and family friendly to do here.
dinner.
bed.
Next up, Cozumel!
QOTD: Have you ever done a ship excursion? Any favorites?

I really want to go on a cruise. Hope Santa is listening!
haha I hope so too!
Fireworks on a cruise?! So cool!! My favorite excursion so far has been an inclusive beach getaway in Mexico. It was on a hidden beach cove and was gorgeous! So relaxing
Okay so that dress looks smokin’ on you!!! Wow!
Oh wow! What an adventure! Your mom’s face in that video is priceless!!! I would have probably had the same face lol! On our honeymoon we went on a Disney Cruise and went to St. Maarten. It was the same as you described…very poor. It was sad to see. But the water was gorgeous and we enjoyed it by snorkeling!
it was so funny she looked like that the whole time!
That was a great day. And yes, I was singing “friends with tractors” at the end of the video.
You experienced the real deal- I love seeing that side of countries, outside of the resorts. What an adventure!
Your mom’s face is absolutely hysterical! I’ve never been on a cruise since I’ve lived 10 minutes from the beach all my life but it looks like fun. We’ve had some similar adventures driving in PR and Cuba.
seriously loving your dresses on this trip!! We are definitely due for a vacation and you’re making me want to take off right now π
thank you!
Wow…this had me laughing as much as the time you told the story in Mandeville! What a crazy excursion! Love that dress! :0)